"Good morning everybody and welcome to another week of it. It's me Tony Martin, it's Ed Kavalee, as seen in the social pages, we'll get to that later, and a round of fake applause for David O'Doherty'
-David's sweaty balls
-is this made up or is it true? - David's bio
-Translations for David's car, spruicing, petrol prices, and AFL
-Four David O'Dohertys
-Some Big Brother sizzle
-"Some people just think I'm a skank, but I'm not, I'm a lady"
-"when dad forgets the chicken"
-"what do I want to do before I die? Have sex!"
-"My best physical feature, is probably my boobs"
-Cake-Loving Conspiracy
-Talkback Mountain: What has been banned?
-first mention of 'non-delicious filler'
-Social page sizzle because they ran out of time
-key phrase of the day: I've had a boob job