POT LUCK CHRISTMAS PARTY SHARTY: Christmas party fails, vomit, cancel culture & more!

POT LUCK CHRISTMAS PARTY SHARTY: Christmas party fails, vomit, cancel culture & more!

♬ Simply having a wonderful Eavesdroppin’ Christmas time♬🎤… Yes, it’s Christmas every Wednesday in December and this week, Geordie & Michelle look at Christmas party fails, Christmas chunder and how your favourite old-school movies just got woked.

On this week’s smögåsbord: Roman Roy’s dickie piccy, Yellowjackets, the 90s film Heavenly Creatures and the Number 10 Downing street Christmas party brouhaha, plus Michelle raises the question of cancel culture and retroactively woke-ifying the past… Find out which classic Christmas movies reward toxic men, are sexist, fat-phobic, stalker-y and more (or just a sign of the times…).

Geordie then reveals some epic Christmas party fails featuring frozen party food, double-booked venues, food poisoning, drunk toilet lock-ins and more, before Michelle talks about an infamous magazine Christmas party she attended where a colleague revealed her love for her boss in a very inappropes way…  And… TRIGGER WARNING – the episode then degenerates into a titty-tatty spew-fest of worst vomit stories… Yes, what’s a Christmas-party podcast without a vom story or two… Write in and tell us your own spew story – awful voms, creative voms, inventive voms, embarrassing voms, voms in the shower… we want to hear from you!! And if you want to know exactly why you get the sweats, your mouth gets full of spit and what exactly happens to your body when you cha-cha-chunder, LISTEN ON!!

Michelle wraps up with some more Christmas-party fails, a warning about posting on social media and a grim poo-vom story that’s a true double-whammy; Geordie issues a warning about not popping on any stick-on nails you might find in a bog in a club and Michelle ponders why there’s ALWAYS some carrot and peas in a spew despite not eating either in months. And… APOLOGIES – Cleckheaton is in Leeds, not Scotland hahaha – oops! Merry Christmas PEOPLE and remember whatever you do, wherever you are, keep on Eavesdroppin’!  

 

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SHOW LINKS

A deep dive into the Succession d*ck pic that every Roy-family obsessive is talking about

The thread where we learned that the vid of the death of Hungarian pop star Zoltan on Swedish TV was aFAKE – but what a great 80s recreation with the actor Wilfried Hochholdinger

Oooh oooh – the trailer for Yellowjackets

And the trailer for Heavenly Creatures

And THIS is Bad Taste! I remember it as being really gruesome but this clip makes it look like an 80s spoof!

Your favourite old-school Christmas movies just got WOKED

Helen Fielding on looking back at Bridget Jones and all the sexism in the Bridget Jones movies

Watch Allegra Stratton blow up her career with this 10 Downing street Christmas Party hoo-ha video!

More on the Number 10 Christmas party debacle

I Just Can’t Stop Lovin’ You vid

What happens when you vomit? It’s all laid out for you here

Christmas party fails…

Thinking of drinking out of a penis straw at Christmas? Think again…

And if you’re gonna go nut-nut at a Christmas party, try not to run over your mates afterwards…