Butter Town - 29 - Clown Face Paint

“Grief, Goobers, and the Great Flamingo Uprising”

In the latest deeply absurd and emotionally unhinged episode of Butter Town, Jaysin and John peel back the layers of the human soul like a cosmic onion dunked in grief sauce. The episode opens with a heartfelt conversation on loss, mourning, and the delicate art of crying into a full rotisserie chicken while yelling, “I’m fine!” into the void.

From there, the duo gracefully segues (read: nose-dives) into an unapologetic takedown of the MAGA cult, describing its followers as the spiritual offspring of a Home Depot bucket and a poorly microwaved hot dog. John introduces his revolutionary theory that right-wing conspiracy forums are actually ancient cursed scrolls written by raccoons with Wi-Fi access.

But just when you think things can’t get weirder—they do. Jaysin introduces The Council of Grieving Spoons, a secret society of sentient cutlery who believe emotional healing can only be achieved through synchronized interpretive dance performed in grocery store parking lots. Meanwhile, John goes on a ten-minute rant about how flamingos are planning a coordinated uprising using coded messages in lawn ornaments, and why we should all be concerned about the rise of “beak-based fascism.”