The Only Ruler We Need For Truth Is The Bible

Noticing that the hair on the top of my head was somewhat thin, an acquaintance contributed the dubious bit of wisdom that it is now a proven fact that if you eat six bananas a day, you will have a full head of black hair.  “Ah, come on,” I countered.  “Nobody but a monkey eats six bananas a day.” “Have you ever seen a bald-headed monkey?” the person—now a former friend—chided, adding, “That is proof that it works!”