Rapid fire news is back (but it needs a name). Scott and Jer fire off headlines that are just too good to leave out but didn’t quite make the Web Droppings cut. This includes a plea from Australia, porn taxes to pay for racist tokens, eternal Toto’s Africa, Russian love that’s so good it hurts, mac & cheese for the apocalypse and a warning from doctor’s about your vagina. In Web Droppings, a man injects his nut droppings to save his back and a woman pretends to be her own autistic twin for sexual purposes. Then we have dueling Satan statues, the St. Paul Slapper, dead man’s cocaine and the Robutt. Get Lost!