Poker week yelling version

If noone will tell you how to play poker, I will. You take your two cards and if you don't like them you throw a fit and everyone tells you to grow up. I tell them that I was dealt a bad hand of cards like the rappers say and then I make a metaphor about how I had to play the hand I was dealt. Then I find that I ran out of poker cards a long time ago. Instead I take a ball and give it to this man instead. Giving is better than receiving and throwing tantrums like a baby. Give back to the man please thank you.