Joey Chestnut swallows 70 wieners and somehow that’s not the wildest story this week. We break down Diddy’s courtroom chaos, Red Lobster’s unexpected comeback, and Pixar’s Elio bombing at the box office. Adrian shares a panic attack story tied to creative purpose, while Jeff spirals over missed layups and lost confidence. Plus: a bar fight draft featuring John Wick, Miss Congeniality, and Ace Ventura, and a new fantasy football segment called “Yarp or Narp.”