Episode 130 - Quivering Anal Jowels

- .... . / .... --- ..- .-. / ... - .- .-. - ... / -. --- .-- -.-.-- STOP! Well, the past week has been kind of shitty, so why not this episode too?  Jared and Ivanka don’t want the Secret Service dropping bombs off in their bathroom, so they have to walk down to the Obama’s to take a shit.  Meanwhile, a new toilet can analyze your poos and tell you how to improve your diet. Computers may be smarter  than us, but we’re too stupid to know for sure, which seems on brand for humanity.  A new Dutch kids show features a man with an uncontrollable penis, though here in America we try to keep those guys away from kids.  Finally, major credit cards will not allow payments to Pornhub, so as all those customers I used to have working retail are now saying, “well, must be free then.”  How are your Morse Code skills? I hope they’re good because this entire episode is in Morse Code, - . .-.. -.-. --- -- . / - --- / - .... . / .... --- ..- .-.!