James Franco + Tori Spelling + Vampire (err Nightwalker) Lesbians = Not Really a Remake

James Franco could barely be bothered to show up on set for his 2016 "remake" of the Lifetime staple "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger." Tori Spelling and Ivan Sergei return from the original, but little else remains from the original. Les, Kurt, and Jason also learn that this update has a dude named Bob, a whole lotta photo shoot montages, an overabundance of a Shakespearean play whose name Kurt and Les won't say (Jason'll say it: "Macbeth"), and a severe lack of lighting and Tori Spelling rowboating. 

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