Episode 282 | “Bananas”

2023-09-15

Si & Veronica are back from some weddings out west for episode 282! Charity is secure in the Dancing with the Stars line-up that also includes fellow reality stars Ariana Madix and Harry Jowsey. We are all a little horny for the new season of Bachelor in Paradise… or I guess we can’t wait to go bananas over their new twists. Folks think Tom Sandoval might be the Diver on the new season of Masked Singer based on some telling clues. Nick Viall doesn’t want his wedding to be full of age gap jokes like Joe and Serena’s was…

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The VMAs were this week and a couple things are clear: Meg Thee Stallion and Justin Timberlake DID NOT get in a fight and Taylor Swift cleaned up as per usual. Some people were speculating that she might be celebrating those wins with rumored boo Travis Kelce, but there is no Super Bowl love to be found between the two. Captain America is officially off the market! Chris Evans and Alba Baptista got married in Massachusetts this past weekend. The Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner divorce saga continues with their joint statement and following actions not exactly matching up. Grimes and Elon Musk reveal they had a third child together within the last year named Techno Machinus. Vee went “Yikes!” to Drew Barrymore crossing the picket line to restart her talk show (and losing some hosting gigs in the process) and to the continued fallout of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in light of Danny Masterson’s 30 year sentence. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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