Fruitcake Season, Fake Donors, Flying the Freak Flag, & Finding Your Authentic Self

Welcome back to the multiverse, friends. This week, Anne Margaret Perry is serving a full platter of holiday chaos, reproductive reality checks, salty life lessons, and a savage invitation to step into your most authentic self.

From fruitcake season and pie week survival, to the jaw-dropping rise of Marketplace ‘fake donors’ (yes, the turkey baster kind), this episode blends humor, shock, and straight-up wisdom. Anne Margaret dismantles ego-driven nonsense, calls out public feral behavior, and breaks down why confidence + competence = unstoppable authenticity.

If you’re heading into 2026 exhausted from people-pleasing, comparison, or worrying about uninformed opinions, this episode is your permission slip to fly your freak flag at full mast.

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