John Carter (2012)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the random number generator selects an action-adventure movie about bald assholes with world domination plans, Zoom calls across Mars, and squirting Mars Milk. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), co-hosts: John (Beetlesaurus) and Xander, and guest, Rae for the Phil Collins-less return to space monkey in John Carter (2012).