It's not all, but mostly, Coronavirus news on the third episode of The Couch Slouch Podcast. Norman Chad has thoughts about the postponement of the Olympics, taking his wife to a Las Vegas strip club, and New York's super-rich fleeing to their summer homes in places like Nantucket. Also: Steve Ballmer buys his way out of trouble in Inglewood, and Rich Johnson takes way too much pleasure in messing with a five year old in a Starbuck's line.