Absolute1776 and Jaytriot put together the ultimate anti-Valentine’s Day playlist for anyone who’s ever had their heart stomped on, set on fire, and tossed in a dumpster. Instead of love songs, they go full breakup mode, pulling out the most bitter, angsty, and rage-fueled tracks to help get you through the day.
From Gloria Gaynor’s "I Will Survive" to Pantera’s "This Love," the guys cover everything from classic heartbreak anthems to full-blown metal fury. Along the way, they break down the wild backstories behind some of these hits, including Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham’s messy Fleetwood Mac drama and the real reason Megadeth’s "In My Darkest Hour" is one of the most devastating breakup songs ever written.
It’s a mix of pain, nostalgia, and absolute bangers, with plenty of laughs (and maybe some therapy) along the way. Whether you’re happily single or just trying to make it through another corporate Hallmark holiday, this one’s for you.