During an autumnal picnic in the community garden, Sinead reveals an unusual dying wish which will involve Kirk getting his kex off. TFD wakes up on Wednesday and decides to make a grab for half of Speed Daal much to Alya’s disgust. A mishap at Weathy County’s turnstile ends in Chesney’s living room filling up with boxes of nappies and Bernie revealing herself to be a PR guru. Shona might need to wait twelve months for that Mother of the Year award and an old face at the jail makes David think that a riot might not be that bad an idea after all. Elsewhere, Ali confides in Toyah, Dev struggles with raising a teenaged daughter, Craig and James are going running together, and the world may just need to go on without knowing what Bethany thinks happens in a New York ad agency.