Episode 32: Reindeer Games (2000) (Deathcember)

The boys get back to their roots: preening d-bags emoting improperly at each other. That's right, it's time for Ben Affleck to make his Reactionaries debut. In this episode, we join some Reindeer Games (2002). Joe insists that Ben Affleck isn't handsome, Jeff can't keep Nick and Rudy straight, and we discuss who exactly is the dumbest, worst criminal in this movie full of dumb criminals. Reindeer Games is currently streaming on Philo, FuboTV and Sundance.

Get some hot chocolate, some pecan pie, some monster-free gelatin and enjoy Reindeer Games, starring Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, and Gary Sinise.

Jeff then bequeaths Joe with the first gift of Deathcember... Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, a movie that has a 0% Rotten Tomatoes score. This is a movie so terrible that it is not streaming anywhere, except dubbed into Hindi on YouTube. This movie features Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, and a bus on its side, according to the packaging.