245 - Indian Sidewalk Gas

Hello peckerheads!  Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row.  Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas.  Chris wonders if we're all incest babies.  How much time does Diddy do?  How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out?  Is the Punisher being requested by every cuck in the world?  Does anyone know what is going to actually happen after this Big Beautiful Bill or is everyone just talking out of their ass?  Why didn't butteater eat butt?  Who is Angry Jeff and why is he an awful person?  Is Chris officially looking elderly?  Jason tries to convince Chris to be a dirty commie and vote to cap wages at 200 million a year.  We talk about other stuff too but it's hot as hell in this garage so I'm going to quit typing.  Just listen or we will talk dirty to your gerbil.