Les, Kurt, and Jason are not shading Princess Kate for having $15 cake at an airport, obviously. But they are doing a deep dive into Blac Chyna’s latest loan against her home, and think she could make some real coin by doing ads for Metamucil. Then it’s time to root for Lifetime’s Killer Cheer Mom starring Denise Richards and Thomas Calabro from Melrose Place. Kurt gets a crash course in Michael’s trajectory on Melrose Place and learns (for the first time) about Kimberly and her infamous wig/scar reveal). But that’s not the only trip down memory lane: the kitchen in this movie may be the same one from the fireball scene in Killer Contractor, and the teenagers in this movie may be super into Billy Joel’s back catalog. This kitchen is epic in the way that it can still crank out giant carby meal after giant carbs meal, but that strawberry never stood a chance of making it into those epic smoothies. But there’s home for Kurt’s eventual epic tramp stamp tattoo of giant wings… carrying a cake. This needs to happen now.
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Roadhouse Romance Steals From Patrick Swayze Movies and Violates Many Health Codes
Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace: Enhanced Edition: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
The Wrong Cheer Captain Is A Cautionary Tale About Nicotine Vaping and Calling 911 on Speaker Phone
Do You Trust Your Boyfriend For Being Catfished, Liking Birds, and Wearing Tube Socks?
The 27 Hour Day Doesn’t Have Trivia But Does Have a Pig Montage
This College Professor Obsession is Nightclub Attire + Adrian Zmed + Eyes Wide Shut Style Parties
Love at the Ranch Should Be about a Strapping Young Male Cyclops Cyborg Ghostwriter
Stalked by My Doctor: The Return of Eric Roberts Posing as a Doctor That’s in Your Health Insurance Network
You Had Me at Aloha Says Hello to Goats Having a Moment and Goodbye to 2 Hours of Your Night
Unlike the Friends Reunion, Deceitful Dating Does Not Have a Cameo from Malala Yousafzai
Sweet Carolina is a Two-Way Street of Doucheiness with Motivational Tips from Pinterest
Stalked By My Doctor Eric Roberts, Doll Sniffer and Dodge Stratus Driver
Sun, Sand, and Romance Makes an Indecent Proposal to Suzanne Pleshette
A CPR Doll and a Truly Amazingly Insane Movie are Just What the Doctor Ordered
Right in Front of Me are Fred Gwynne, a Scientologist, and 5 Maraschino Cherries
Beware of the Midwife Holding Chloroform and aTruly Gigantic Baby
One Perfect Wedding Proves That Hallmark is Ready to Show Some Clavicle Now
Always the Brutal Bridesmaids, Never the Stripper Who Might Be One of the Producers
Chasing Waterfalls Shows Us a Whole New Hallmark Channel Complete with Old Prospectors Panning for Gold
BONUS EPISODE with Nina Weinman, writer of Hallmark's Don't Go Breaking My Heart
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