Episode 39: Dude, Where’s My Dildo?

The guys talk about the blockade in the Suez Canal causing a shortage of garden gnomes and sex toys, doctors having to use a saw to cut off a man's do-it-yourself sex toy, a 48 year old woman that makes $4,200/month on Only Fans by selling fart videos, an Austrian man that argued in court that his fart towards the police was him using his freedom of expression and that he shouldn't have to pay a fine, a man that scams his way into getting paid for 15 years despite not showing up for work, a woman that was scammed out of 32 million dollars, two Tennessee woman who attempted to pay a dollar store with a phony million dollar bill, a glacier in Antarctica that has the potential to raise the sea level by 10 feet, a man that divorced his wife because she made him move 18 times due to her fear of roaches, a Taiwanese couple who got married and divorced several times to take advantage of a law that gives paid time off of work when you get married, Ted Nugent getting Covid, people dying from stowing away in the wheel well of airplanes, a woman who assaulted and bit her Uber driver, a study that theorizes that T-Rexes might have been pack hunters, and a woman whose fat cat got caught in a chimney for several days and lost seven pounds.