The guys talk about a weird pervert who calls librarians and masturbates to them reading the details of an old court case to him, John Wick trivia, people getting weird body modifications, a North Carolina doctor who tried to blackmail a nurse into having two hours of sex with him per month, a new diet device that forces people's mouths shut with magnets, a South Korean institute that is making a toilet that converts feces into energy, studies that show that religious people are statistically less smart than non-religious people, what dessert they would have for the rest of their lives if they could only have one, and if they'd give up friends in order to live forever.