Happy Monday, Christmas Fanatics! And Happy February! One month down on our journey to the 2024 Holiday Season!
This past week, life got in the way for all of the elves and they were unable to record! But never fear, for they've decided to drop this once Patreon-exclusive episode as a sneak peek at the extra bonus content you can get for as little as $1.00 per month if you subscribe to us there!
This episode was last October's inaugural episode of a series of Patreon episodes that Julia and Anthony have been doing - a Patreon spinoff show, if you will - "Tis the Ruined Podcast"!
For those who don't know, "Ruined" is a podcast that Anthony and Julia could have done in another life; it features two friends - Halle Kiefer, who loves horror films, and Alison Lieby, who won't watch them - who sit down each week to discuss a different scary movie. After Alison watches the trailer for the film they will be covering, Halle walks her through the plot of the film in question, beat-by-beat, and Alison reacts to the movie she'll never watch as she guesses the twists, deaths, and plot along the way.
It's a fantastic podcast, and one that both Anthony and Julia are obsessed with! And because they were made for this concept, they decided to borrow it to cover a particularly gruesome horror movie that Anthony adores and Julia will never watch: Damien Leone's "Terrifier"!
Even if you've never seen the film, you've probably seen its main antagonist - Art the Clown! So listen as Anthony walks Julia through the horrifying plot and she tries to guess Art's every move, which characters will survive, and which will succumb to his various methods of torture! Even if you're not a horror film fan, this is a really fun episode you'll most definitely want to check out! (Though not with kids in the room! As this was originally recorded for Patreon, there is some coarse language!)Β
So settle back and enjoy! And make sure to keep your eyes on Patreon all year long as we have tons of bonus episodes planned for the premium subscription! If you're not currently subscribed, you may want to consider doing so!Β If not though, never fear! For we'll be back in your main podcast feeds every Monday with your regular Christmas programming - including next week! Thanks for excusing our lack of a new episode this week, and for putting up with our brief foray into spookiness instead! As always, we appreciate all of the love and support! β€οΈπ π»ππ π¦π¦βοΈππ π€Άπ» π βοΈ
Christmas Is A Time When You Look At Your life Through A Magnifying Glass, And Whatever You Don't Have Feels Overwhelming. Being Alone Is So Much Lonelier At Christmas. (Mixed Nuts)
"Another Christmas Story" - Prologue - Wonderful Christmas Time - As Read By Anthony Caruso
Forget Ever After, Just Live Happily. (Godmothered)
Introducing "Another Christmas Story"!
A Very Minion Christmas (Minions Holiday Special)
This Was The Story Of The Very First Alien Christmas. (Alien Xmas)
You Sound Sweet, But You Don't Make Sense. (Holiday Inn)
On Lawn Chair! On Badminton! Up, Up, And Away! (Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year)
A Time of Joy. Of Friendship. Of Family. All of this, Life Day is. And a Happy One, I Wish You. (The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special)
Christmas Eve 2020 Story - Dr. Seuss' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas!'
It's A Festivus For The Rest Of Us! (Seinfeld)
This Child Is A Blessing To The Both Of Us! (Four Christmases)
Those Candles Aren't For Tommy's Birthday! They're For Chanukah! (A Rugrats Chanukah)
I Don't Have Any Secrets, But I Am An Ally! (Happiest Season)
"What's Your Name?" "Well, Angel Of Course!" (Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square)
Without The Star, The North Pole, The Village, Christmas Itself Is Doomed. (The Christmas Chronicles 2)
We Should Be Thankful For Being Together. I Think That's What They Mean By 'Thanksgiving', Charlie Brown. (A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving)
If You Believe, It's All Possible. (Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey)
A Snow-Dad Is Better Than No Dad. (Jack Frost [1998])
Human Beings Arenβt Meant To Be Alone On The Holidays. We Actually Need Warmth, Companionship, And Someone To Drunk-Mock Strangers With At Parties. (Holidate)
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