241 - Chris isn’t Dead

Welcome fart connoisseurs!  The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die.  Jason wanted a black pope.  Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance.  When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince?  Is Chris not manly because he wouldn't go on a 4 hour round trip to bang some dude's ugly wife?  Are the Bengals messing up the offseason once again with the Tre Hendrickson drama?  Would you rather a girl have one boob or 3 boobs?  Chris is mad at Take 5 oil change for not filling his transmission fluid.  Jason gets tricked by a special needs AI creation.  You better listen or I'll force you to eat gum off the bottom of a cafeteria table.