The Real Housewives of Ancient Egypt

Joseph, now sold into slavery finds himself in Egypt and under a new master. He makes the best of a bad situation until his new master’s wife realizes how much of a snack Joseph is! In an premise that’s been replicated in pornos (those not involving pizza delivery boys) for years, will Joseph give into her sexual advances and bang the boss’s wife? Find out the epic conclusion in this week’s episode!

Also, I drink some mini "pony" bottles of Corona, called Coronitas which make my hand look huge!