He had to relapse into being a bro

City of Town: An Improvised D&D Adventure Episode 8: "He had to relapse into being a bro"

Show Hosts: Casey and Michael

Introduction:

• [00:00:00] Michael: The episode opens with an action-packed mission briefing as the character Cobalt Blue is tasked with taking down a powerful mob boss in a building full of enemies.
• Casey introduces the show, reminding listeners that it’s an improvised D&D adventure, with no character sheets or strict adherence to the rules.
• The hosts reiterate that every episode stands alone, making it perfect for new listeners to jump in at any time.

Adventure Setup:

• Dungeon Master (DM): Michael
• Player: Casey, playing Cobalt Blue, a high-level fighter with two levels of sorcery and a penchant for "bro culture" espionage.

Story Summary:

Setting: A skyscraper filled with bros, enemies, and traps, in a bro culture society.

• Cobalt Blue is sent on a mission to defeat a powerful mob boss named Broseidon, the god of bros, who is secretly running a bro-dominated criminal empire.
• Challenge: Cobalt must fight his way through a skyscraper of bros and confront his old frat buddy Broseidon, all while staying true to the tenets of bro culture.

Key Scenes:

1. Skyscraper Infiltration:

   • [00:03:00] - Cobalt Blue begins his mission, leaping off the top of the skyscraper in an X-Wing suit, only to realize the boss is on the ground floor.
   • [00:09:00] - He gathers a crowd of "bros" using his "Bro Voice" spell, and they begin chanting his name as he descends.

2. Confrontation with Trent:

   • [00:18:00] - Cobalt encounters Trent, a rival bro, and they engage in a battle of wits and strength. Trent is eventually outclassed, and the bros rally behind Cobalt, abandoning Trent.
   • [00:28:00] - Cobalt performs a series of impressive stunts, gaining the loyalty of 78 bros who follow him to confront the boss.

3. Meeting with Broseidon:

   • [00:34:00] - Cobalt meets Broseidon, his old frat brother Terrence, who reveals himself to be the god of bros. They reminisce about their college days and discuss bro culture.
   • [00:39:00] - Broseidon tries to recruit Cobalt to join his bro army, but Cobalt secretly plots to overthrow him.

4. The Ultimate Betrayal:

   • [00:46:00] - Cobalt reveals his plan to take over Broseidon’s empire, having gathered a secret army of outcast bros. The tables turn as Cobalt seizes control of the bro forces.
   • [00:48:00] - Broseidon is left in disbelief as Cobalt’s influence spreads across the mortal plane.

5. Beer Pong for Godhood:

   • [00:50:00] - Cobalt and Broseidon engage in an epic beer pong match, with the fate of bro culture and godhood at stake.
   • [00:53:00] - Cobalt wins the game, and Broseidon’s power fades, leaving Cobalt as the new leader of the bros.

Climax:

• [00:55:00] - Broseidon is reduced to a mere mortal, and Cobalt ascends to godhood, taking control of the bro empire and leading a more progressive and inclusive bro culture.
• Resolution: Cobalt reflects on his journey, having transformed bro culture into something stronger and more accepting.

Closing:

• Emotional Resolution: Cobalt reflects on the importance of brotherhood and personal growth, transforming bro culture into something more meaningful and inclusive.

Stay tuned for more epic and improvised adventures in the City of Town!