Episode 22: Beyond the Law (2019) (Seagal September)

Seagal September comes to a merciful close with Beyond the Law, a movie featuring Seagal, Johnny Messner, Zack Ward, Patrick Kilpatrick and, of course, DMX! In this movie, Steven Seagal is a former/current mob boss with the world's deadliest fail son. Please note: the legal views outlined by the characters in Beyond the Law do not reflect legal advice, and are not actionable. Sit back, relax (Steven Seagal did while making this movie), and enjoy what actually might have been a good movie at one point that was thoroughly derailed by Steven Seagal. Oh, and there are 5 rap songs, with none by the actual rapper in the movie. Incredible.

Beyond the Law is on Hoopla and Showtime.

 

Seagal September is over! To celebrate taking a break from Steven Seagal, we start Brawloween with 2008's Against the Dark starring... Steven Seagal! Psych! Gotcha! There is no escaping from Seagal September. Against the Dark is streaming on Amazon Prime.

Brawloween continues after Against the Dark with Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986), Hellbound (1994), and Jason X (2001), the whole reason Joe started the podcast.