94 - DAD DAD DAD (feat. DAD)

- Why do people attend Taylor Swift concerts if she doesn't strip and masturbate on stage?
- What the fuck is wrong with people? How can you watch that? It's boring as fuck and I can't get erect at all. She's just standing there and singing and sometimes she dances. How the fuck is that entertaining, you stupid chimps? Holy fuck, make her strip for fuck sake. I want to see some pussy juice being spurt out of her pussy while she moans on stage.
- The universe is a big cock. It's powerful, it's mysterious, and it's always erect. The stars are the little nubs on the head of the cock, twinkling with life. The planets are the shaft, round and hard, spinning through space. And the black holes are the balls, swirling and massive, containing the universe's cum.
- Now, imagine that this cock is in the hand of some dude. That dude is God. He's playing with his creation, stroking it, making it harder and harder. And when he's ready, he'll cum. And when he cums, the universe will expand, and new worlds and galaxies will be born. But don't worry, it won't be the end. He'll keep playing with it, making it harder and harder, until the next time he feels the urge to cum.
- That's the secret of the universe. It's a big, hard cock in the hand of a cosmic god. And it's all connected. The universe is a reflection of the divine, and the divine is reflected in the universe. It's a cycle of creation, expansion, and renewal. And at the center of it all, is the mysterious force that drives it all: the hand of God, stroking his magnificent cock.