Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
It ain't Blade. It's 90s Anne Rice with unattractive people and inept opponents. And it all could have been avoided by drinking tea together.
At least everyone is evenly matched. Don's Jack Cutter is way ill equipped and ill prepared to be taking down even lower level vampires. Guns don't work, bud. A sword seriously would have been cheaper and more effective than his shotgun and M1911s. Or a hammer. Use a damn hammer! Why a hammer against vampires? Because the vampires have spines that are made of glass. Well big deal right? Nope that's the only way you can kill them. By breaking their incredibly fragile spine. Huh...
And so the idiot plot begins. This entire movie is about vampires fight vampire hunters - all because the vampire hunters want to kill them. Why do the vampire hunters want to kill them? Because the vampires want to kill them. Not because they are abominations. Not because they are eating people. Not because their tired of their goth attire. Nope. Its just a blood feud. So all this could have been avoided if they'd just walked away and the vampires could have used their immortality to benefit the world via medicine, music and exploration, By blood feuding, the vampire hunters are denying the planet a utopian future.
Look, it's not great. It's got the feeling and tone of a million other 90s DTV movies (usually staring Jeff Fahey or James Remar) and drags here and there. But the idiot plot, the horrible casting, the stupid karate and the LOL ending all put this in the DO column.
Steel Dawn - Where does all the meat come from?
Krull - Gun Swords, NOPE!
Messenger of Death - BLOOD FEUD!!!!!!!
Squeeze Play - Its a pickle
Joysticks - The Friar Tuck addiction story
Reindeer Games - Rudy finds his nose
Christmas Twister - Wind Spans and Weather Speeds
Santa's Summer House - Santa kidnaps karate people
The Cartier Affair - As good as Grape Nuts
Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold - It's---ran out of room
Coronasode 15 - The Beast of Teen Wolf
King Solomon's Mine - Adventure for Hire
Sundown: You Better Take Care
Hell of the Living Dead - Hold on to your lunch!
Witchery - Evil Dead 4?
Wish Upon - Hope you like Teen Witch
The Rift - Literally in an octopus' garden
Tango & Cash - Stinker Madness Rerun
Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding - worst revenge plan ever
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