Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
When you gotta remake a Jaws movie, make sure to remake Jaws II, cause you really can't screw it up and here's exhibit A. Expect many exploding dummies, strange sequences and terrible models.
In grand 70s/80s Italian film tradition, we've got a direct ripoff of both Quint from Jaws and the plot of Jaws II. In further grand tradition, we've got terrible voice-over, ridiculous action sequences, inept heroes, questionable film ethics, and nonsensical characters. But what really makes The Last Shark shine is the little things.
From the start with a very laboring windsurfer, to DJ Exposition, to the daughter's strange habit of falling out of boats, and her mom's absolute lack of care the movie features little non-plot vignettes that leave the viewer thinking about them more than they think about how awful the shark looks - and the shark looks terrible.
Let's talk about the shark though (whom we've dubbed Ultimo) - he not only looks terrible but he's a very strange shark. It seems he has two primary "shark moves" - exploding people into the air and just putting his face up above the water as if to say "Hey look at me! I'm a damn shark!". He also employs traps and uses bait. Pretty sure sharks don't do that. When it does come time for him to bite some people, he usually starts with the feet and has a habit of not finishing his dinners. Ultimo is the second best shark of all time (when it comes to being crappy) and is an absolute treat. All Jaws ripoffs should learn a thing from Ultimo.
It's not the best crappy shark movie, but it's still a really great ride and is perfect for a group of riffers.
The Phantom Empire - A 9 year old’s fever dream
Tammy and the T-Rex - Dino’s don’t fly, Brian
The King’s Daughter - Hire a barber, not a mermaid!
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity - Gotta hit the head....room
Year 8 in Review
American Ninja 5 - Little Ninja Men
Night Game - We’re talking baseball!
No Escape - No chicks allowed
Slime City - Don’t eat pudding before watching
Cocaine Bear - Winnie the Pooh loved his honey, so....
An Appointment with Death
Zardoz - Rerun
American Ninja 4 - Ninja manliness wars!
American Ninja Rerun
The Dirt - Whose wiener is this anyways?
Primal Rage - Sasquatch is so lonely
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt - Wanna hunt some blood this weekend, Phil?
211 - Swirlie receiver takes down international crime
The Gingerdead Man - Three key ingredients of murder cookies
Feeders 2: Slay Bells - Jeff Goldblum has nothing on Santa
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