Apple Bottom Geniuses!

Well, we found another way to flap our nasty little gums for another hour, baby. Lucky you! This week, this exclusive ladies-only club gets away with murder: we give our spicy little takes on the death of Beyonce's girl-voice on the Savage remix, the non-event that was the Nicki Minaj x Doja Cat collab, Kehlani's new love-as-jihad album concept, plus, why we have to hold Arca to the same standard as anybody else who would name their song "Nonbinary." Everything that happened in the news this week was pretty out of our depth, so instead, we take a hot, sweaty jog down memory lane and give our rapidfire reviews of the most popular songs on Billboard, every year since 2006 (We can't remember anything before that! You're old enough to be our dad, anon!). We know you'll enjoy. Mwah!

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