83 - Obligatory Holiday Check-In (feat. Aunt Helen)

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too long didn't listen i'm gay

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"There are hot moms near your area waiting to be fucked."

There is fucking not. Stop lying. I (28M) got this message yesterday (12/18/23) and asked every mom (11858) in my district (in about 10 miles radius) if they are waiting to be fucked or not, I (72M) interviewed every single one of them to find the one that wants to be fucked and guess what? NONE OF THEM WANTS TO BE FUCKED. NO ONE FUCKING SAID YES TO MY FUCKING REQUEST. I (43M) even got punched in my face (72 times), got threatened (41 times), got a gun pointed at me (6 times), and got stabbed (4 times). Now I (11M) am in the hospital because of this stupid message I (38M) got from some stupid website (pornhub.com). What did I (22M) do wrong?

 

I (male 29), went to school today and have an URGE to edge all day! Normally at night at around 12:00 pm, i whip out my ipad and wank my willy to skibidi toilet! Last night i forgot and that left me with this horrible urge! And here we are today in fourth period science. I’ve always be extremely lustful of my science teacher, she has a level 3 GYATT after all. But today after forgetting my skibidi wank, she bent over in front of me to help my friend ethan, and i EXPLODED ALL OVER HER GYATT!!! I was like “fuck it!” And spreaded it all over her body like it was butter on toast!

Edit: i am now facing 3 life sentences