TILP 33: Cocaine Poolboys

This week, we bring a special guest onto the show to explore the Cushing family’s brush with a notorious Florida drug queenpin, Michael’s eyes are opened to the deeply Christian nature of every 90s rock band, and Cush connects the dot on the highly sexual global conspiracy emanating from the Hundred Acre Wood.

• The horrifying Bezos dog mill. [2:00]
• These cookies are so good I can’t feel my face. [10:40]
• Winnie the Pooh: Weibo hero, Illuminati member, and insatiable sexual deviant. [30:30]
• Hey asteroids, let’s bring it on back. Finish the mission. [49:50]
• Hater dater data. [54:50]
• Blessings from Dr. Coppertone. [60:15]
• Was there an owl? [64:50]