https://watch.goodluckgabe.life
https://youtu.be/xhnp6N-BBSk
Top ten numbers I like to jerk off too:
idk if this is the right sub, but I find those numbers extremely hot and arousing
π /3,5
8,265
69
43
13,7
https://watch.goodluckgabe.life
https://youtu.be/xhnp6N-BBSk
Top ten numbers I like to jerk off too:
idk if this is the right sub, but I find those numbers extremely hot and arousing
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π /3,5
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8,265
-
69
-
43
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13,7
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e
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2,147,483,647
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8
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0,3333333333333333333333333334
What is up YouTube today im gonna show you virgin dumbasses the infinite sex glitch.So basically if you want to have sex infinite times then you need to approach a woman.Then what you wanna do is open up your Cheat Engine,scan for stuff with a 0 value (its your chance of getting bitches) and change that value to 100.Once you done that you can press the button "Speak" on your fucking brain,and start to farm some bitches.
you puny mortal
im literally a god
i am clearly not the asshole, you dont need to say im not the Ahole, cute of you to even imply that i coild be the asshole. but your puny mortal mind is incapable of understanding that. I could make the entire solar system disappear with 0.00000000000000000000000000001% of the power in my pinky finger. I just haven’t done it because im a calm and reasonable perosn. I modeled all the tiny little humans after myself for my entertainment. I caused ww1, and i could end the earth, whats another 50 billion years anyways?
When man ejaculated in woman, he asked his favorite sperm:
"Out of all the sperm I just released, who would win: Them or you?"
"Well if they were to go straight for the egg, they might cause me a little trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"nah, I'd win"
While the sperm was on his way to the uterus, woman opened her domain: The immune system. And cells from woman's body started slaughtering millions of sperm cells.
Luckily for the man's favorite sperm, it learned domain amplification, and nullified the immune systems sure hit effect.
After a hard fought battle, the sperm finally entered the egg. The egg asked the sperm:
"Are you the strongest because you are the first sperm here, or are you the first sperm here because you're the strongest?"
The sperm replied:
"When it comes to conception, we are the exception. Because throughout ejaculation, and impregnation,
I, alone, am the born one"
