Wow. This slasher couldn't have been softer if it was made for the Disney Channel. Made by a porn director and there's no nudity. Made with had the star of the Exorcist but barely had a single effective scare. They even had the star of Rock and Roll High School, and yet I didn't see a single Ramone.
The sad part is that if you watched a half-hour reel of the greatest hits of this movie, you'd think it was the best horror movie ever made. Sadly, the rest of the movie is just boring kids either sitting and talking about nothing or walking silently.
So grab your high test cable and winch set, twenty thousand candles, and a fist full of quaaludes and join Matt and Tristan for the slowest movie this side of Warhol's Sleep, Hell Night.
Fun Box Monster Podcast #178 The Howling (1981)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #177 The Mangler (1995)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #176 Basket Case 2 (1990)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #175 : Hardbodies 1984 (SPRING BREAK SPECIAL!)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #174 : The Blob (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #173 Alone in the Dark (1982)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #172 A Return To Salem’s Lot (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #171 Island of the Alive / It’s Alive 3 (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #170: The Nest (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #169 Pet Sematary 2 (1992)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #168 A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #167 RoboCroc (2013)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #166 : Bloody Moon (1981)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #165 Silent Night Deadly Night 3 (1989)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #164 Happy Birthday To Me (1981)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #163 The Lamp AKA The Outing (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #162 The American Scream (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #161 Warlock: The Armageddon 2 (1993)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #160 Scanner Cop 2 (1995)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #159 Amityville 3-D (1983)
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