Wow. This slasher couldn't have been softer if it was made for the Disney Channel. Made by a porn director and there's no nudity. Made with had the star of the Exorcist but barely had a single effective scare. They even had the star of Rock and Roll High School, and yet I didn't see a single Ramone.
The sad part is that if you watched a half-hour reel of the greatest hits of this movie, you'd think it was the best horror movie ever made. Sadly, the rest of the movie is just boring kids either sitting and talking about nothing or walking silently.
So grab your high test cable and winch set, twenty thousand candles, and a fist full of quaaludes and join Matt and Tristan for the slowest movie this side of Warhol's Sleep, Hell Night.
Fun Box Monster Podcast #138: Gate 2: The Trespassers (1990)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #137 : The Gate (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #136 Trucks (1997)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #135 Death Spa (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #130 Alligator 2 : The Mutation
Fun Box Monster Podcast #129 : Ghostkeeper (1981)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #128 Bloody New Year (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #127 Silent Night Deadly Night : The Initiation
Fun Box Monster Podcast #126 Jaws The Revenge
Fun Box Monster Podcast #125 : Alligator (1980)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #124 Scanner Cop (1994)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #123 The Hazing AKA Dead Scared (2004)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #121 Satan‘s Little Helper (2004)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #120 Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers
Fun Box Monster Podcast #119 Mirror Mirror (1990)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #118 Mortuary (1983)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #117 Just Before Dawn (1981)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #116 : Rush Week (1989)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #115 Cheerleader Camp (1988)
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