Wow. This slasher couldn't have been softer if it was made for the Disney Channel. Made by a porn director and there's no nudity. Made with had the star of the Exorcist but barely had a single effective scare. They even had the star of Rock and Roll High School, and yet I didn't see a single Ramone.
The sad part is that if you watched a half-hour reel of the greatest hits of this movie, you'd think it was the best horror movie ever made. Sadly, the rest of the movie is just boring kids either sitting and talking about nothing or walking silently.
So grab your high test cable and winch set, twenty thousand candles, and a fist full of quaaludes and join Matt and Tristan for the slowest movie this side of Warhol's Sleep, Hell Night.
Fun Box Monster Podcast #93 Amityville Dollhouse (1996)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #92 Plutonium Baby (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #91 : The Curse (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #90 Dolls (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #89 Puppet Master (1989)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #88 The Video Dead (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #87 The Paganini Horror (1989)
A Very Fun Box Monster Podcast Christmas Special: Alone For the Holidays! (2013)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #86 Blood Beat (1983)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #85 Subspecies III (1994)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #84 Bloodlust: Subspecies II (1993)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #83 : Evil Toons (1992)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #82 Witchouse 3 : Demon Fire
Fun Box Monster Podcast #81 Scared Stiff (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #80 Doom Asylum (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #79 : Cellar Dweller (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #78 Sundown : The Vampire in Retreat (1989)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #77 : Pieces (1982)
Fun Box Monster Podcast Bonus Episode: Madhouse (1981) w/ Special Guest Damian Maffei
Fun Box Monster Podcast #76 Watchers II
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