Wow. This slasher couldn't have been softer if it was made for the Disney Channel. Made by a porn director and there's no nudity. Made with had the star of the Exorcist but barely had a single effective scare. They even had the star of Rock and Roll High School, and yet I didn't see a single Ramone.
The sad part is that if you watched a half-hour reel of the greatest hits of this movie, you'd think it was the best horror movie ever made. Sadly, the rest of the movie is just boring kids either sitting and talking about nothing or walking silently.
So grab your high test cable and winch set, twenty thousand candles, and a fist full of quaaludes and join Matt and Tristan for the slowest movie this side of Warhol's Sleep, Hell Night.
Fun Box Monster Podcast #75 Watchers (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #73 Cameron's Closet (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #72 Popcorn (1991)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #71 DEMONS (1985)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #70 American Gothic (1987)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #69 Ice Cream Man (1995)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #68 : Shocking Dark (1989)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #67 : Deep Space (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #66 Witchtrap (1989)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #65 : Witchboard 3 The Posession
Fun Box Monster Podcast #65 Witchboard 2 : The Devil's Doorway (1993)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #64 Witchboard (1986)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #63 Dr. Giggles (1992) Social Distancing Zoom Edition!
Fun Box Monster Podcast Special Self-Isolation Episode : Freeway Maniac (1989)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #62 : Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #61 Night of the Comet (1984)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #60 Ghoulies 3 : Ghoulies go to College (1991)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #59 The Initiation (1984)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #58 Chopping Mall (1986)
Fun Box Monster Podcast #57 Phantom of the Mall : Eric's Revenge (1989)
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