Michael Darby’s Party Fouls

In this week's super-sized Trash Box, Emily and Marshall dive headfirst into all three new Housewives eps (OC is still dead to us, duh): the Potomac finale, Salt Lake City, and Atlanta's Season 13 premiere. We prattled on for so long our voices grew hoarser than Mary M. Cosby's after a particularly spirited sermon. 

First up is the shocking, explosive, near-perfect Potomac finale that had Marshall Tom Cruise-leaping onto his couch screaming "OH MY GOD!" We stupidly attempt to list every single one of Michael Darby's party fouls, and it's... a lot. Over in Salt Lake we discuss how Mary (much like Ashley Darby) made a deal with the Devil when she wed her grandhusband. Then there's Emily's new Instagram friendship with Lisa, the end of Meredith + Seth, and the return of Valter. Finally we head on down to Atlanta where some of the ladies have gained pandemic weight. Housewives! They're just like us. Meanwhile, Porsha is literally changing the world by fighting for Breonna Taylor and Black Lives Matter. It's amazing. Also amazing (in a very different way)? The preview for this upcoming season. A threesome with a PPE-wearing stripper? Bravo, bravo, fucking Bravo!

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