OnlyLands Ep. 33: Murder Birds, College Football Rage & Boomer Tech Fails

This chaotic episode of OnlyLands brings together a rotating crew of Badlands hosts for an unfiltered night of comedy, sports takes, and complete conversational derailment. The show opens with Thanksgiving leftovers and AI-generated photo hilarity before spiraling into stories about feral cranes attacking humans, disastrous Black Friday injuries, and a debate over whether Florida wildlife is actively plotting against humanity. From there the crew unloads on college football insanity, bad coaching calls, and the emotional trauma of rivalry week, with side quests into reality TV, dog ownership disasters, terrible tattoos, and boomer tech meltdowns. Listener submissions spark tangents on bizarre license plates, cursed memes, failed home repairs, and why nobody trusts Amazon drivers anymore. With the hosts roasting each other nonstop and the chat egging them on, the episode is peak OnlyLands: no structure, no brakes, all vibes...and a holiday hangout full of laughter.