I am one. One day old. Yoo-hoo! Mom! Dad! Remember me? Open your eyes. My belly is empty! My diaper is full! Can you do something about that? I have a very busy schedule. I have eating to do, napping to do—not to mention my rigorous face-making workout and don’t forget the cuddling! That is my favorite part so far. Let’s do more of that today, okay? But after you change my diaper, it smells suspicious. Did I mention I’m hungry? Because I am. Just making sure. Oh, there you are! Thank you for picking me up. I love you!
-a.m.opdahl