Y'all remember when toast quit? Well...not quit..took a break to go bang other podcasters? The reason for that was because I made an oopsie in talking about UWIFFS a day early. Finally, after weeks of trying to get someone on the show to talk about it, we managed to wrangle us a FUG. Now, I know what you're thinking: what about the MYSTERY guest?! Well, he crapped out like a punk bitch in the street, so we won't hear from him until next week. In the mean time I think you'll enjoy what we had to say about UWIFF, GSWL, and, of course, FUG's 45 year old bottle of Teacher's Scotch.