BGS Phone Call - The Ingenuity of the Househusband and Hometown Cha Cha Cha

We know what you are wondering and have the answers: 

Why you don't like "The ingenuity of the Househusband" even though you loved the anime version.

Why your friends don't like "Hometown Cha Cha Cha." 

Why you are just hearing about "Yumi's Cells" for the first time. 

Why Something Else is kindly providing imagery of a man getting syrup poured over his body.