School Shootings. Mail-Order Brides. Boeing. Knock-Knock Jokes.

Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through: 

• Unesco Causes A Stir With New Addition To the World Heritage List
• Honest Bartholemew's Mail-Order Spouses  
• Boeing Stock Price Takes a Hit  
• Interview With World Champion in Knock-Knock Jokes 

(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)