November 22, 2019 - A Slide With Bouncy Balls

We’re into week ten of Gav’s cold, which sees Sinead committed to the earth, Daniel angry at everything, and a baffled pawn shop owner wondering if keeping the golf clubs out in the open was such a great idea after all. Bernie discovers the truth of Kel and Paul’s past thanks to a well-pitched half-brick. This isn’t the week Michelle is going to succumb to no Robert cooties as she plots to destroy the silver-haired lathario who is all too quick to assume his legs are safely back under the Bistro table. Following James’s walk of shame, Michael discovers that he’s a daddy, but Aggie has her own ideas on the best way to handle this and opts for badly. Elsewhere, David and Shona have an exciting proposal for a non-plussed Lily and Max,  Hope decides to paint a picture of mummy on mummy, the knicker people make a strong case against them ever having a say in how the factory is run ever again, Gemma doesn’t belch, and shamefully no one shouts “Haircut!” at Adam. Oh, and Ken is in hospital but whatever.