We heard fireside chats were popular, so thought we’d give one a try. From the great outdoors we’re going see what happens when rats don't’ have enough garbage because the ‘Rona closed all the restaurants. Someone is attacking mail carriers with paintball guns, and apparently the postal service has a law enforcement arm, Who knew?! A researcher has a device you can lick and it will taste like anything. Sooooo, electronic Jelly Bellys? A study finds a third of women have Neanderthal genes, which is cool that they can all wear the same size jeans. Finally, future astronauts won’t be able to write their name in the moon dust, because they’re going to need that pee for concrete. Listen to that crackling fire, and welcome back to The Hour!