The Dude De Ching

It is The Day of the Dude. Today, I am going to be reading the Dude De Ching. I will be reading just the Lebowskified verses from the New Annotated Edition by Oliver Benjamin, The Dudely Lama of Dudeism. Grab a White Russian and listen in while we all abide.

 

The bowling alley background sounds are from this YouTube Video: Bowling Alley Ambient White Noise For Rest and Relaxation 1 Hour by Shut Up I'm Relaxing