12: We Just Like Making Fun of Steve Dangle

(June 19, 2022) The gang talks SCF, good boys, and what's happening during the off season. Jess declares at least two hills they're willing to die on. Puff delivers more Edmonton lore. Iris reveals her true purpose: roasting Puff. 

Engineering notes: Yeah, I know. I'm doing my best. Plan is to catch up ASAP and be back on track for the season. Thank you for forgiveness, hopefully!

 

Link In the Notes

On the ice

• Ref gets sandwiched between Pat Maroon and Ryan Reaves. Straight up not having a good time. 
• The Avs and figuring out if they should touch it. The trophy, you pervs. 
• Why the Oilers should re-sign Jesse Puljujärvi, an essay by Puff. 
• Game 1 of the SCF went to OT because Caps’ Samantha Pell was in the building. 
• Burky OT winner means Burky narratives right? Uber story. 
• The Avs beat the Lightning… 7 to nothing. 

Off the ice

• Nathan MacKinnon cares about escrow. 
• Manson vs. Manson. At least Dave got to see his granddaughter?
• Martin St. Louis is sticking around. To keep us sane. Keyword: culture. Sorry to his kid’s team, though. 
• The Keep Johnny Hockey In Calgary campaign. Neighbors. Johnny, do you want a free copier? 
• Erie Otters reunion in the Western Conference final. 
• scored by… Mikko Lehtonen? Wait, who? Steve needs google. 
• Canadiens stay winning in the hiring department: MPP
• The Rangers are haunted by Joe Sakic. the drama of the Rangers offer sheeting Sakic and the Avs keeping him because of stakes in a fucking Harrison Ford movie? Now that’s a story

Pride segment

• Lexi Brown says Happy Pride, y’all. 
• Scott Laughton: ally. Raising a flag is hard though. (his brother is queer, y’all)

Combine: 

• The Habs have some tough interview questions…
• Vincenz Rohrer is 5/5 in candy shooting. That oughta get him drafted. 
• Christian Kyrou loved the Wingate. Brother of Blues legend and cutie Jordan. Puff actually called him cute in a previous episode okay

Social media

• Matthew Tkachuk is a good boy. Taking pictures with Oilers fans literally the day after the series against the Oilers ended. 
• Justin Bieber and Auston Matthews play chess. 
• Nuggets, graphic design is not your passion
• Jack Eichel loves kids and we are in our feels. 
• Landeskog & Makar bloopers. 
• The Dadonov trade. For real this time. 
• Jimmy Eats World makes their case to remain Panthers goal song. 
• Other Ryan Ellis strikes again

Weird stats

• Rangers scored twice as many goals against Vasi in their first game as the Panthers did in their entire series. 
• It’s CALE MAKAR. Recorded at least 9 points in a 4 game sweep, twice. How many times has this happened in history? Four times. 50% of that is Cale. 
• Mikko Lehtonen - I mean Arturi Lehkonen - has done it again. OT winner to send his team to the SCF. 
• The end of the Jagr era? Unless international teammates count. 
• Vasy is great when the series is on the line (but wtf was game 2)
• Iris loves Bowen Byram. Born 4 days after the Avs won the Cup in 2001. He’s #4. 
• Avalanche 7 evil exes their way to the finals? 

Credits

Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff.

Producers: Mac and Steph.

Engineer: Mac

Music: "Nilly Willy" - Yung Logos