S2 E15: The Horror Flower

Season 2 Episode 15: The Fifth Race

 Is Jack Special Forces or Gomer Pyle?

He derp-a-derps his way over to a horror flower, stays after it moves toward his face, and gets face-sucked by it. And like everyone in the Gate Gang is fuh-reeking out.

Dr. Frazier continues to give compromised people the medical all-clear, but even so, Jack is soon speaking an unfamiliar language and playing Mr. Wizard…or actually MacGyver! Yeah, so Jack has all the knowledge of The Ancients and uses it to MacGyver an E.T. machine to phone the grays and get it all removed before it kills him.

By the fucking way, the grays totally admit to experimenting on humans and have the fucking nerve to say we’re not quite ready to be the fifth fucking race in their stupid fucking anti-Goa’uld clique. Whatever.

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00:00 - Intro

5:13 - 24 Seconds

6:54 - Recap

54:39 - Were We Comforted

56:42 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:00:59 - Next Episode

1:02:04 - ComeTrya!

1:04:20 - Get To Know Your Hosts