Titanic Tuesday! "Somewhere in the Black mining hills of Dakota there lived a wingnut name Tapio(ca)." Our Titanic ambassador to Germany putsches "conservative" values in Europe. The Heritage Foundation develops a hankering for goulash. Sweden gets nervous. Swedes NEVER get nervous. Geezer Disgustus gets a serenade. He's not so much head-banger as head-bobber. Mueller keeps feeding out the line. We're gonna need a bigger boat. A barbecue fail on the Akorn.