Episode 31: Santa With Muscles (1996) (Deathcember)

The boys take a break from the high-flying world of Chuck Norris dealing with Nazis to deal with Hulk Hogan as Santa... With Muscles! Yes, it's a family movie. No, we don't care. We discuss what you do when Santamania runs wild on you, if a fart machine was a part of Operation: Paperclip, and why Blake Tolkowsky Modification is a terrible businessman. They also explore the billionaire factory in this town, if Mila Kunis has always been a 35-year-old divorcee, and what exactly a suicide by fart would look like. Santa With Muscles is free on YouTube if you look for it.

 

Next week's movie is Reindeer Games! It is a classic bad Christmas action movie, starring Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, and Gary Sinese. It's on several pay subscription services but is $1.99 to rent, as well. It's only $5 to buy on Amazon. You know you want to.