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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — June 6, 2025

🎩 “Never give a sucker an even break,” they say, but it seems the American fascists are demanding the whole bottle. This week on Head-ON, the indomitable Roxanne Kincaid uncorks a cask of righteous firewater 🥃 and pours it straight down the gullets of ICE goons, MAGAT miscreants, and Supreme Court saboteurs. And by golly, it burns so good.

🔥 ICE Agents Meet Karma in Djibouti

ICE’s illegal deportation flight to South Sudan gets stranded in Djibouti 🇩🇯—yes, Djibouti, dear listener—thanks to a righteous ruling by Judge Brian Murphy. The agents, stuck like sausages in a scorching steel can, whine about heat, smog, rocket threats, and the smell of burning waste. Roxanne cackles with irony: “How ‘bout that? Breathing the odor of burning human waste. I speak, of course, about the ICE thugs.” 🧻🔥

When DHS stooges blamed the judge, Roxanne wasn’t having it. The agents could've stayed stateside if they'd obeyed the law. Instead, they played fascist cosplay and got a face full of poetic justice.

⚖️ Supreme Court? More Like Supreme Farce

In a decision that smells like week-old haddock 🐟, the Supremes let the Social Security Administration share your sensitive data with Dogecoin entities via their notorious “emergency docket.” Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented with fury, warning that the court is “fanning the flames” instead of dousing them. Roxanne, ever the bard of blistering sarcasm, dubbed them “Our most puissant dread-sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties.” 👑🪓

Meanwhile, the same bench denied an emergency appeal from a transgender athlete. Same court, same circuit, but when it comes to justice—hypocrisy reigns.

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Troops Targeted

June 6 was D-Day again—only this time the battlefield is gender identity. Active-duty trans troops were told to out themselves and leave voluntarily or face punishment. Roxanne skewers the white nationalist babblers behind the policy, calls out DUI boy Pete Hegseth, and honors the trans service members who say, “We’re staying to fight.”

🍌 Banana Republicans and Economic Idiots

Commerce Secretary Nutnick said we can't grow bananas in the U.S. (👏 we 👏 know 👏), while Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent couldn't say who pays tariffs. (Hint: It’s you, dear taxpayer. Yes, you.) Roxanne mocks these high-functioning feather dusters for their ignorance and reminds us that fascism’s first symptom is stupidity in a necktie. 🍌🤡

🛬 Trump-Era Villains Take Lumps

From Mike Lindell's frothy courtroom ravings (“It’s Satan!”) to Pam Bondi’s fibbing on deportation cases, Roxanne delightfully rakes MAGAT officials over the coals. There’s even a shout-out to Floyd Brown getting canned from the Kennedy Center for homophobic tripe. Schadenfreude, anyone? 🍿😈

🎖️ D-Day, 2025: Remembering the Real Fight

Roxanne draws a bold line from Omaha Beach to present-day politics. “We fought fascists then. We fight fascists now.” With her usual gallows humor and firebrand fervor, she rallies her listeners to take heart, stay angry, and keep punching up. 💥✊

🫂 Community, Calls, and Kat’s Pride Challenge

Listeners—furious, funny, and fearless—call in to vent, cheer, and ponder why power attracts the cruelest among us. Roxanne says, “They do it because they enjoy it.” Pride Month fundraising gets a boost with matching funds from listener Kat 🐈‍⬛💸, and the Head-ON community shines with sardonic wisdom, sarcastic scripture, and spiritual resistance. $1,200 funding gap as of June 6th. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute 💸

💬 “Fascism sucks. Fascists suck,” she says. And amen to that.

🍸 That’s the week’s gospel from Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid. Tune in, toss a coin in the tip jar, and remember—anger ain’t toxic, it’s tonic. And brother, do we need a drink.

 

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